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Category Personal BeerMy family and I took a whirlwind mini-vacation over the weekend.
Tanya and I got up ridiculously early on Saturday morning, showered, dressed, loaded the Durango (with both luggage and kids), and managed to actually pull out of the driveway by 4:07am. After a quick stop to gas up, we hit the freeway and headed north towards historic Whitefish Point, MI.
I've always loved our time on the road, we don't get enough of it. In fact, as far back as I can remember, some of my most enjoyable times have involved road travel. For me at least, it is less about the destination than it is about journey. I like driving, so holidays with my family usually involves a trip by car.
The drive up was beautiful. We stopped for breakfast somewhere north of Cadillac, and by the time we got back in the truck the sun had risen. -Side note: I tend to refer to our Durango as a "truck"; even though it (and most SUVs) is clearly not a truck. Granted, our Durango is a 4x4 (and yes, it has a Hemi), but to be totally honest it is nothing more than a very tall station wagon.
As we continued our journey northbound, the clouds started rolling in, getting darker and more ominous as time went on. By the time we stopped for fuel in Mackinaw City, the morning had turned dark and fat splatters of rain were beginning to strike the windshield. After filling the truck I chatted with a motorcyclist who was waiting out the storm in the shelter of the gas station, and then we fired up the truck and our treck northward.
As we began crossing the Mackinac Bridge, the skies turned black, and the full force of the storm hit. This was the first time I've driven across that bridge, and when the rain is so bad you can barely 20 feet past the hood, and the wind is howling and blowing so hard you can feel the vehicle sway from side to side, it is a truly white-knuckle experience. "Some fun huh kids?" I shouted to the back. The kids didn't seem to think it was funny, although I did get a chuckle out of Tanya.
The rain let up about 30 or so miles north of St. Ignace, the clouds gradually cleared, and day turned glorious again. We arrived at Whitefish Point sometime just before noon. If you've never had a chance to visit, it is a very cool place. The lighthouse is fully automated now (with monthly Coast Guard inspections), but the facility itself is now a historic museum. The actual bell from the Edmund Fitzgerald, along with all kinds of artifacts from the 300+ ships that have perished in Lake Superior and Whitefish Bay, is on display here. I thoroughly enjoyed our time there. After a few hours there, we realized we were starving, so we headed back towards Paradise, in search of something to eat.
Sometimes you'll take a wrong turn in life, and end up someplace you didn't plan on going to, which turns out to be exactly where you needed to be. And so it was with us.
I took a wrong turn along the way, and we ended up coming across Tahquamenon Falls State Park. Wherein I found the Tahquamenon Brewery and Restaurant. We had lunch there. I had the fresh lake whitefish, and sampled their Porcupine Red Ale. It was similar in body and mouth feel to a Killian's Irish red, but with a bit more hoppiness and a slightly richer flavor. Their beer filtered but unpasteurized, so it is still technically a "live" beer, but without any cloudiness whatsoever. After lunch we walked up to see the Tahquamenon Falls (200+ feet wide, dropping some 50+ feet into Tahquamenon Gorge below), then wandered through the obligatory gift shop. We purchased ice cream cones at a nearby stand, and then climbed into the truck for our drive back to St. Ignace, where we checked into a motel to spend the evening.
Sunrise over Lake Huron is absolutely spectacular, and the morning found us taking the 7:30 ferry to Mackinac Island. There we took a carriage tour of the island (highly recommended), toured Ft. Mackinac (also highly recommended), had lunch, sampled and bought fudge (pretty much a requirement for anybody going to Mackinac Island), and did touristy things. There are 17 fudge shops on Mackinac Island. If you try a free sample at each one, you will eat over a pound of fudge, for free. Luckily (or unluckily, depending on your point of view) for me, I don't like fudge. Then it was time to take the ferry back to St. Ignace and head home.
Once back on the mainland, we climbed back into the truck, and headed towards home. I was feeling a bit fatigued (not really tired, mind you, just a tad fatigued), so we stopped into a gas station so I could pick up coffee. They didn't have any, so I bought a big can of Monster Assault energy drink. This turned out to be a huge mistake. (Queue the ominous music).
I don't normally drink "energy" drinks. I'm a fan of black coffee. As we drove, I could feel the effects of the combined caffeine, guarana, taurine, and massive amounts of sugar start to hit me in waves. I felt jittery, and was extremely aware of everything around me. The sound of my daughter turning a page in her book behind me was not a quiet rustle, but more like the long slow creak of a door in a horror movie. I could hear my son chatting on his cell phone, even though I had the radio cranked up. (Playing classic Rock and Roll, of course).
Tanya was navigating, and I was enjoying our conversation (even though I could hear and feel my own heartbeat) and having a wonderful time as we cruised south down Interstate 75.
We got to our exit and turned west on M-55. Tanya told me that our next turn was in 50 miles. I did a quick check of the trip odometer, and noted that it read 327 miles. I told her that we should start looking out for it when the odometer hit 375. I set the cruise control for 54 mph, and commented on how pretty the farmland around us appeared.
When I woke up, I was staring at the hood of a 1970's Ford F150 pickup truck, coming straight towards me. He was towing a boat, and was as far to the right (nearly off the road) as he could get. I was in his lane, and we were moments from becoming Sunday's lead news story. My mind then kind of detached itself from me, and watched (with internal mental commentary) as my body and reflexes began acting on their own. I applied the brake and pulled to the right. My internal commentary noted how "in-control" my body seemed to be. There was no panic slam on the brakes or jerkiness to my efforts, everything seemed smooth and fluid as the Ford rushed past, missing us by mere inches. At that point, my son shouted "Dad, what the HELL ARE YOU DOING?" at me. I didn't answer, but instead continued my smooth control of the truck, and eased us off right side of the road to a stop. Tanya looked at me and asked what happened. About then my mind sort of snapped back in, and I answered that I had no idea, other than I must have fallen asleep at the wheel.
We sat there for a while as I waited for the inevitable adrenaline rush to hit. It never did. While waiting, I noticed the trip odometer now read 328. We had traveled less than 1 mile. In less than 60 seconds I had gone from totally wired awake to asleep at the wheel. I checked my rear view mirror, and the Ford was long gone (the driver most likely simultaneously cussing me out and thanking God to be alive).
I got out of the truck, and Tanya drove the rest of the way home. I didn't fall asleep, drift off, doze (or even "long-blink") the entire way. I am very, very thankful to be alive right now.
Lessons learned: I will never drink another "energy drink" again. The only thing I can think that happened is that the "debilitating crash" that one of those products (I can't remember which one) point out in their advertising is very real. Yes, I had a very busy weekend, and was somewhat fatigued, but nothing that would normally concern me. I am very used to driving extremely long distances, and can normally tell when I'm too tired to drive. This was not one of those times. I will, however, be extra careful in checking my own fatigue level before driving. This time I was extremely lucky. I could have killed not only myself and my entire family, but the driver of the Ford and his family as well.
-Devin
The Pridelands
Chris Byrne
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Comments
Sounds like the trip up to that point was great. Did you see Gregg Eldred's and my accounts of our trips up there?
Hope everything else is going well.
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